I Was Never In Mental Hospital

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Get a fucking life

     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    How long were you in?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Ryan you don't understand

    We don't fucking care about your life
     
  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    What did they call it?
     
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    Do you wear dentures for entertainment purposes?
     
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  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    maybe they have an opening for a dishwasher.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    what a dickhead :dickhead:
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Goddamn, you take yourself so seriously it's hilarious. :jj:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Has your daughter changed her last name yet?
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, my sources of Facebook just told me you were not actually committed to the institution.

    It turns out you are an outpatient that needs Seroquel for his psychotic behavior.
     
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  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    the first thing a mental patient says is that they've never been in a mental hospital.
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, I just got another update from my source on Facebook. Apparently you were arrested for acting erratic in public. They took you to the Emergency Room and you were diagnosed with a mental disorder there.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, my source on Facebook further told me that the reason you lost custody of your daughter and have to have your mother with you when you visit her is because the government feels you are dangerous.

    Care to comment?
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    @Ryan Lever did you see this show?

    Is it weird that a dog can get a job and you can't?

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  18. EasyJesus

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    Lever, you are really starting to look rougher than usual :worried:
     
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    Ryan, I heard you got arrested for cutting the heads off parking meters.
     
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    Stfu you stupid cunt @Phil McKrakin