i was out of town for four days and didn't jerk off

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    i am supposed to see my 21 yo lady friend tomorrow and she's expecting a monster load but i just did actually jerk off to girlinmask giving in a bj on chaturbate. blew my load big time.

    now i have to regenerate four days worth of baby batter over night. i don't think even gatorade will save me here.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Make her close her eyes and supplement your load with a body temperature jergens/water concoction.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she likes to taste it and apparently my ejac tastes sweet so i don't think she'd like the jerkens/water thing too much.
     
  5. nfbuckeye

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    Add some sweet'n low and a dash of pineapple juice.

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    fuck off with that bullshit
     
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  7. Harry Gibbs

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    ok hold on...
     
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    No broad likes it.
     
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    I remember when my wife used to say that too :cwl:
     
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    No one (other than Schmoopy) like the taste. She's trying to sound hot which is fine but I can assure that part is bs.
     
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    Exactly!
     
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  14. Harry Gibbs

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    funny part is...i dont even care. :p

    (just kidding...i'd prefer that she enjoys it, but if not, it's hot that she pretends to like it because she knows i like that she likes it. my ex swallowed every time but seemed indifferent to it)
     
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    That looks a lot like the PM's between me and Kelly G
     
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    Girl, truth.
     
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    Yeah, some things really are hot and some the idea of it is hot. I'd say that kind of thing in the heat of the moment then gag when I have to follow through. :jj:
     
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    fixed
     
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    :lol:
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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