i was pissing in the kitchen sink, as usual, and i rinsed my dick with the sprayer

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    yup.

    hot water. :doh:
     
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    Are you over 4.5"?

    @AnimalGod

    I assume you've seen the photographic evidence of his microphallus at this point? :jj:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that fat faig newton gots no dick at all. :jj:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I love sink pissing... it takes some learning to not get some splatter blow back, but fuck it.

    It's all pipes

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    @Engaged Chicken
     
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    Also, Dinkus has his hot and cold faucets reversed on his sink like a n00b
     
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    This thread Is farcical
     
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    no it's not.

    i pissed in the kitchen sink and i had the faucet running to wash down the piss and rinse the sink. i grabbed the sprayer and sprayed my dick but didn't realize that when i turned on the sink the handle was pushed to the back, which is hot water. i scalded the head of my glorious prick.
     
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    At least you didn't put your pud in the garbage disposal. :dontknow:
     
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    He rides bikes... no way that it would reach the gears
     
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    Well I shan't schuck my corn in your kitchen sink this summer
     
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    Gwarn has tried to pee in the sink many, many times but he unfortunately just winded up soaking the bottom of his Big Dogs t-shirt
     
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    Only time i pissed in the sink was in college, when the toilet was clogged with vomit and shit the next morning. Do a 180 and voila.
     
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    Why would I pee in the sink when there's a toilet nearby
     
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    @Nikkerz' friend Jug Pissy is an 80 year old grandpa fond of sink pissing and defecation.
     
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    And I'll have you know I am currently wearing a Calvin and Hobbes t shirt that my sister brought me back from Cozumel. I thought that Bill Waterson refused to license Calvin but I guess he changed his mind
     
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    Ill piss in the sink when I'm talking to a girl on the phone so she doesn't hear the tinkle
     
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    This is a valid point
     
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    If you spray on the tin sink, doesn't sound like you're in a car wash?
     
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