i was shopping for jewelry for mrs shitty

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I walked by Zales and thought to myself, "what kind of cheap motherfucker would buy this crap?'
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cwl:
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im buying my bitch a Michael Kors watch for her bday.........she is all about it
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    class
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    she wants the gold one dude....not that one :dontknow:
     
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    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    you must mean stuff like this. :nono::nono::nono:
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  7. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    If u feel like buying me something ill take a yellow or blue diamond ring.
     
  8. Boss Ono

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    How can you tell time when the numbers are in Chinese?
     
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    id like to give u a pearl necklace:cheer:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :)
     
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    kellyg New Member

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    I like simple example [​IMG]
     
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    kellyg ill buy you dinner and maybe a movie but thats about it at this point in our relationship
     
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    kellyg New Member

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    Ugh...
    I know ur a cheap bastard so getting a jockstrap is more in ur price range
     
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    kellyg New Member

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    Then u wont ever get to first base....
     
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    I have a subliminal urge to brush my teeth.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hmmmmm :bigthink: so a ring will get me to first base with you?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
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    In about 2 hours and 15 minutes Jacoby Elsbury should be getting to first base. :cheer:

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    kellyg New Member

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    No. Just said it because I knew u wouldn't buy it.