Entertainment I was so drunk last night

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by agnes, Aug 7, 2016.

  1. agnes

    agnes Well-Known Member

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    Walked home on the train tracks. Jumped over a barbed wire fence. Finger blasted some girl in the alley
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Can I smell your finger?
     
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    Rebel rebel
    :rolleyes:
     
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    hangover?
     
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    Your fingers might have teh AIDS
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Are you sure you just didn't have chicken fingers with some girl last night at a place called Alley's, Alley's Bar, or Alley's Pub and Grill?

     
  9. agnes

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    still drinking. THE SHOW GOES ON!
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Quick question.
    You're a cop right?

    I really like interceptor wheels.
    If I bought a Taurus & slapped interceptor wheels on it,
    would it draw your attention?

    Would you think, that looks cool and not give it a 2nd thought?
    Or, would you pull me over thinking, why is this douche
    trying to look like a cop?
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That wasn't a girl.
     
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    Fixed!
     
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    I had some Kansas style BBQ for dinner last night and made what I believe to be the smelliest shit in the history of shits about an hour ago.
     
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    What makes the BBQ Kansas style? (srs)
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    The sauce is a little different and its focused more on pork than the Texas 'cue I'm more fond of that is all about the beef and sausage (oogah)
     
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    damn haven't seen you here in awhile
     
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    Sounds awesome.

    Also sounds like something that gives you mighty shits.
     
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    Id like to hear more about the alley girl, was she just there with her pants down? Did she cum? Was she shaved? Did it stink? Did you finger her asshole also? :dontknow: