I was supposed to go on a date with a 43 year old mom tonight

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Arranged it last night on the dating site while I was high :( She texted me now letting me know when she could be at the bar, and I responded saying that I was having a nervous breakdown, and wouldn't be able to meet her.

    I feel like a fucking mess right now :( I need to stop contacting older women.
     
  2. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Just go. You might have a great time!
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    now you have to show up
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Your dad would have been pissed.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You did her a favor. She probably wanted a real man.
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    What does her being a mom have to do with it?
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    I already texted her saying I couldn't go. It's not happening.
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Just for context...she has 2 kids.
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Moms need dick too, Gary.
     
  10. nazdrowie

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    I'm high as fuck yo
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Gary, that's an invitation if I've ever seen one. Get yourself a ticket to Georgia.
     
  12. nazdrowie

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    got the munchies like a mofo

    2nd pepperoni pizza is cooking in the oven right now
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    yeah but...she's not even good looking :( Not that im good looking, I shouldnt be talking, but im not really attracted to her. I literally have no idea why I contacted her in the first place.

    I just got 2 texts in quick succession, but im too scared to look at them :/
     
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    :haha:
    GP2 is afraid of 43 year old poon, but has no problem writing a song to cheer up a balding, overweight, chubby guy on the internet.

    [video=youtube;P2fmZ2C2CdA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fmZ2C2CdA[/video]
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Did any of this really happen Gar?
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    How many times are you going to make the same fucking thread :facepalm:
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    dude seriously my plan b is to get high tonight and eat a few frozen pizzas. my diet has been going well, so im taking a day off. Also my parents are taking me on a vacation next week to Australia, so i wont be having frozen pizza for a few weeks.
     
  18. Bro

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    You could wear a diaper and call her mommy.
     
  19. Chriza

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    "I'm at the bar. Come meet me."

    "I'm having a nervous breakdown right now."

    "Okay. So you need a couple of hours for that?"

    "I'm on my bedroom floor, hugging teddy and crying."

    "Cool. Want to watch Game of Thrones together this Sunday?"

    "I hate myself and I'm going to eat four frozen pizzas."

    "Mmm! What kind?"
     
  20. Mr Sinister

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    No shit it's either this crap or a 2 week work out challenge thread