i was taking a piss in the kitchen sink and i had to stop mid-piss

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    b/c i heard my girlfriend coming down the stairs. then when i tried to pee again it didn't really come out right and it wasn't satisfying at all.

    kitchen sink peeing rules.
     
  2. tomtom

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    Always take the dishes out first. You don't want to be a hillbilly.
     
  3. BleedingGums

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    Nasty ass fuck
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jj:


    Girlfriend...






    Good one
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Liar.

    Once it starts, it ain't stopping. You're going to break something inside if you try to cut that off midstream.






    Oh, hey, look who is posting this evening. It's that mega-faggit Tomtom. :smile:
     
  6. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I piss in the bathroom sink when I'm on the phone that way the other person can't hear
     
  7. Ridic Too

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    Peeing in the sink is acceptable. It keeps the cockroaches away.
     
  8. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Oh hey, look who's posting this evening. It's that mega-dog fucker Daveindiego.

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  9. Daveindiego

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    Imma get a pen and write this one down for future reference in case I ever catch any slack going forward.
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :worried:

    Oh shit, Tomtom has my picture. I am being background checked as we speak.

    Christ, why do you keep coming back? You're a faggit, and should stay away.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    Bathroom sink is the only acceptable sink to piss in.
     
  13. Billy Brown

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    :jj:
     
  14. Ridic Too

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    You should write down all my posts
     
  15. tomtom

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    The only way you're peeing in the sink is if you throw your diaper in there and the only chance of a girl getting upset is your future caretaker if smoking doesn't bump you off before you're sent to the old folk's home.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    bro, it's true. i have crazy control of my dick now.
     
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    trooth
     
  18. Sleep

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    Get any on your capris?
     
  19. Ridic Too

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    What?
     
  20. Sleep

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    Used to be a big sink pee-er.
    Moved on to showers cuz I'm mature nowadays.