I was walking around today and saw a woman get on a mic, freaked the shit out of me

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  1. dawg

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    splashwut
     
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    I forgot.
     
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    her arms are mesmerizing
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    I'm trying to figure out a way to get HAL to eat a brillo pad.
     
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    Like built-in water wings
     
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    HAL HAM

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    Fuck you
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Leave it on the floor
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Like two Virginia hams.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Except full of tapioca pudding instead of meat.
     
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    Just a minute, Hal
     
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    it's like she's getting fat one body part at a time and her forearms and hands are the last to go.
     
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    In college I almost got a slow adult to eat a strawberry scented candle. I don't feel horrible cuz it never actually happened.
     
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    I'll bet that's her name.
     
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    Mating season?
     
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    Would smash.
     
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    Her arms look like lollipop chicken wings.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Uh...

    How can I respond to this clip?