I watched Luck last nite and it remineded me of another uncle JR parable

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  1. SIPAWITZ

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    Uncle Junior would load me and my cousins into the eldorado and take us to Belmont Race Track every so often...he would give us $20 bucks each to bet with. being 12-14 we couldnt bet, but he would get our tickets for us.

    we would sit in our seats and he would be walking around holding court with his cronies....uncle junior had won the first 2 races so i yelled out "hey uncle jun, who you like in the third" he shouts back the 6 horse

    all us kids decided to put all our money we had left on the #6 to win

    he comes back with our ticket and the race gates swing open...our horse proceeds to finish dead last.

    but here comes uncle junior with a fist full of cash...i jump up and ask him how did you win if you liked the 6?

    "i told you i liked the 6 but i bet on the 8, you think im gonna let all yose knuckleheads bring my odds down"

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    we sat there the rest of the day in awe of him
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i aint reading all that shit slim
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    no worries
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    PM me a full size pic of that last bitch Helga you had in your av. I think she works out at my gym
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i do like the fat bitches he has in his avs.......does that goathouse niggger steal that idea from you?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Uncle jr. was a wordy old coot wasn't he?
     
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    yes he did
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i think he taught me more about life than my father
     
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    What about Uncle Tony, Uncle Sylvio, Uncle Paulie Walnuts, and Uncle Bobby Bacala?
     
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    Was "Luck" good?

    I forgetted about it.
     
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    excellent ..uncle junior would have been proud