I Went And Visited My Grandfather In The Nursing Home This Morning.....

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Every Saturday I go to Hardees and get him biscuits and gravy (not the sausage gravy cause he's got a weak ticker nah mean?) and I get a loaded omelette biscuit and a breakfast burrito (cause I'm a fat kid nah mean?) and I walk in on that old ass dude jerkin it to some old school broad on the AMC channel [​IMG]

    Shit was HELLA awkward so I just said I'm real busy this morning pops so I'll swing through tomorrow
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    this never happened
     
  3. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Im suuurius breh
     
  4. Gunslinger

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    no you didn't.
     
  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    getting old blows, and nursing homes are the worst punishment for living too long.
     
  6. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    You dont have to believe me brehs
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    looks like he got his sausage gravy afterall.
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    wokka wokka wokka!
     
  9. wigtropolis

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    Fake, a good grandson would have helped the old man out.
     
  10. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Y'all don't think old people jerk it?
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think you jerked him off, got scared, and ran home with your thumb up your butt.
     
  12. BleedingGums

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    Fake faggot
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    just kidding. i like double blizz and i know he's not a incestuous octogenarian rapist.
     
  14. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Those are some big words you're throwing around Dink
     
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    Sup Gums you good breh?
     
  16. DarkFriday

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    :coffee:
     
  17. wigtropolis

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    can you prove it.
     
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    Merry Chrimmus yall
     
  19. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Does he ever mistake you for someone else and tell you about his loser wigger grandson?
     
  20. Double Blizz

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    he loves me breh