i went biking on some dirt roads/trails today and i came across a barren wasteland

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    there's a river that's flooded here so i took some different trails/paths than usual today. i ended up coming out of a heavily wooded area, took a minimum maintenance road that was recently underwater, and found this place:

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    check out this wasteland here:

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    the cool part about it other than the fact that i'd never seen it before is that there were a shit ton (or a metric shit ton for the canadians) of birds out on that water. all sorts of fucking ducks that i've never seen before and it looked like there were snow geese and swans too.

    that's it.

    ps: capris and sandals, no baseball bitches.
     
  2. VAsiCkBoy

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    great place to bury a body.
     
  3. artful dodger

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    perfect place to blow your brains out
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    Snow geese?
     
  5. Swayze

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    Good for mass rapings
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they were white. aryan geese?
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    all great ideas guys.
     
  8. Swayze

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    Thx
     
  9. zhukov

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    Illinois must really suck
     
  10. Beer Can Cock

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    Be on lookout for meth cooks. They don't take kindly to porridge eaters.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    looks like Queens
     
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    Did you run into this guy?

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  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i only ever been to chicago in illinois. like most states with a big city, it's safe to say that the rest of the state sucks.
     
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    good place to jerk off on some geese, i reckon.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's funny because on the route out there there is a shitty of shack an there were guys inside building a chopper. i think they had to be meth people. they looked disgusting, kind of like schmoopy.

    i'd out pedal him. :c
     
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    I love this goose raping suggestion somebody mentioned
     
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    probably snow geese
     
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    looks like Canada
     
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    Wow check out that dead grass! Amazing.
     
  20. Gas Face

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    I hope you didn't fuck up your pedicure on the mud.