Entertainment I went on stage with Jackie Jokeman last night....

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  1. SomerSky

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    Okay, so this is HARDLY deserving of the entertainment tag.....Grillo called me an said come see Jackie, he was at some club close to my home, just finished working out, looked like shit....asked for joke volunteers, after two over-priced glasses of wine ($27!!!!!) I went on stage, told a few jokes, then he made me read a few, followed by "Whats the difference between sex and a blow job?" 40lbs of pressure....or something like this, then this happened.....everyone laughed, I died....I'm showing the picture because it makes me laugh that he still has his "wheel of jokes" tons and tons of papers with tons and tons of jokes, pictures of himself from days gone by, etc.....He was still funny and silly, I'm glad I went....waiting for him to now come on Gunk.....
    (@Deee )!!!!
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    Nice legs... Would def smash vigorously.
     
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    Very cool!!





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    I know what you mean. He looks a lot better than he did in that chair in studio!
     
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    Did you do the blue cheese bit with him ?
     
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    Fun and funny
     
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    I would rub your right leg eight times, and then I would rub your left leg eight times, and then I would light one vanilla candle, and then I would light...


    I'm worn out thinking about it.
     
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    i can't see your boobs :(
     
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    Photoshop possibilities there :giggle:
     
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    How fun! Would love to hear Jackie on dawgshed!!
     
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    It's not fair:shitfit:
     
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    Is he pushing your head down for a bj?
     
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    i have seen jackie a bunch of times, if you arent a pretentious asshole his show is great fun
     
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    I've seen him 2x. First time 8 of us almost got thrown out of Club Bene for heckling.
     
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    :rofl:

    On him pushing the head.

    I dated a girl in college who was up for anything....except her *one* no-no was "never push on the top of my head. Just ask!"

    Well played @SomerSky

    F-Jackie
     
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    We still on for Croatian Badminton later?

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    I don't get the joke.
    What's Croatian badminton?

    Please explain?
     
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