I went out with a gorgeous middle eastern chick Sunday night...

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    She is jewish and left Iran in 2008, has a green card and left because of religious reasons obviously - speaks five languages, headed to grad school. All that aside, she was stunning. She looked a lot like the girl from Saturday Night Live - Nasim Pedrad. Anyways, I was too nice to her - told her she was cute several times, too agreeable and excited to see her. I felt like I was 14. Texted her last night and she said she was busy studying for a midterm and would talk to me later, which she does have this week. I said "ok" and that's the last I heard from her. If you met Nasim Pedrad you'd flip your shit too.

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    Mike Walker :"this is the fake story"
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Between worrying about this chick and waiting for my friend to get me weed, I'm pretty stressed. Oh hey, someone gave me valium today. I think I'll partake.
     
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    Not a fake story, met her online. I'm a good looking guy who works out, but women hate my personality. Too nice.
     
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    haven't you learned yet: do not talk to japs!
     
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    Persian girls are hot but can be on the hairy side. Chill out and don't come off as a desparate schmo. Easy with the gifts and compliments dude.
     
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    Lever got addicted to valium. Be careful brah.
     
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    you were nice to her. you reminded her of her father and brothers. you have to treat her like you are an italian.
     
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    Call ins and tell them she is a terrorist. Get her ass deported. Uppity cunt
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Snl
     
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    not now SHINE
     
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    This is the obvious answer.

    Bitch needs to learn her lesson. Who the fuck she think she is? Come here and take advantage of our Educational system, and not putting out to white dudes in return.

    Deport her ass.
     
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    deport a jewess? yeah right. it could happen... and monkeys...
     
  16. HowardsPrenup

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    Ha, if we go out again I'll just show up at her house and tell her she's cooking me dinner - and we're not going out.
     
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    Word - I didn't text her tonight, have to walk the fine line and play it cool. I don't mind a little hair down there, as long as it's not on the face
     
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    Yes, but I felt the need to spell it out. This girl could be Nasim Pedrad's sister. Huge brown eyes, nice hips, beautiful face....
     
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    Not that many Iranian Jews anymore. :bigthink
     
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    You're in the friendzone.

    Abandon ship.