I went to a book signing at the garden city, li, location

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  1. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    I waited for over 8 hours to get Miss America signed. I got hit on by ooozooo ( remember that crazy bitch). When we got to the table to sign, my friend who had lost a leg, years ago and was on crutches, gave him an old Dubbuya-en-bc t-shirt to sign. His "handlers" lost their collective mind that we would have the balls to ask him to sign something that old. He saw my friend was on crutches, and said, "if that guy waited this long on one leg, I'll sign anything he's got." That day, I thought he was worth it.

    Today, I feel like I've been ripped off, like I bought into the bullshit.

    And it was all phony.

    Do you ever feel like you've been cheated?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Let me tell you something about being cheated. Everybody on dawgshed thinks they're cheated if they don't get to read a Double L post. Everybody on dawgshed thinks they've been cheated if the kardashians are in the newspapers. Everybody on dawgshed thinks they've been cheated if they have to get their fat lazy asses off of the couch to take their pathetic asses to the welfare line! These dawgshed losers are pathetic and you're wasting your time if you're looking for sympathy because they're all too busy feeling sorry for themselves to even give a second thought to feeling sorry for somebody else.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    I
    you're a dick. You are irrelevant. Go to sleep.
     
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    MasterWarlord Active Member

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    Do you ever wake up with an erection? Do you ever want to start jerking off, but feel weird because you only have your hand and not a woman? This has happened to me! I ignore the weird feeling and cum all over my blanket...
     
  5. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    I'm a girl, so no, when I jerk off as you so eloquently put it, I don't spread it to the world.
     
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  6. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's actually the Carle Place location....and not Garden City.



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