I went to DQ this evening and I also have a question about Michigan

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  1. Chriza

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    I stopped in at DQ because I thought I wanted a Reesey's Blizzard, but when I got there, I saw this:

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    So I gave it a try. Pretty good. It had pie crust in it.

    Earlier tonight I was listening to Marc Maron's podcast, and he was interviewing Dax Shepard, who said that there's a suburb of Detroit called Millford, and it's full of hillbillies.

    "It's Michigan", said Marc. "They can't be hillbillies."

    Dax says they're the worst example of white trash America he's seen.

    So which one of you yokels is from Millford? I figure there's a good chance that it's the garden from whence bloomed AG and Nikkerz.
     
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    You look pretty today.
     
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    "It's Michigan", said Marc. "They can't be hillbillies."

    Every state has hillbillies.
     
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    Maybe not Rhode Island. But that's only because they ran out of room.
     
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    No way. There's lots of mansions and lakes nearby. High end.
     
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    Milford is full of NASCAR fans and New Wave Republicans.
     
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    Just saying.
     
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    Thank you for your call.
     
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    Excuse, me. Sir? Can I ask what YOU do for a living?

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    I just looked it up. That asshole Shepard is from Milford. He's probably a product of inbreeding.
     
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    I work for a lot of crazy people on the Internet.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Only faggots like ice cream.
     
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    He said his old man was a 300 lb car salesman who wore leisure suits and did tons of blow and fucked around on his mom all the time. :jj:
     
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    They are building a new DQ about 5 miles from the house. Just what I need.
     
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    Be nice.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Ours has been open since June and it's on the walk home from my gym. I've only been there 3 or 4 times, so so far so good.