I went to Great Clips today for a haircut

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    and the short, fat, hobbitty, slutty, tattooed, drug-addictish, single-mom-looking chick who cut my hair was leaning into my arms bigtime. I was practically fisting her from my elbow deep into her vag area (where I could squeeze in below her gunt).

    The cost was $13.00 and I gave her a $4.00 tip. She had a lot of tattoos on the under side of her wrist area. I was semi-hard as a leaned into her gunt.

    True.

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    stfu
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How'd your haircut come out?
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Waaah...I almost touched a girl's vagina....waahhh....
     
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    Semi hard as you leaned into her gunt. :lol:

    This is a sad story
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    yep...this
     
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    That is my favorite. I maneuver my elbow in a circular rotation.
     
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  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I go to a high end salon for this very reason. All the girls that work there are smoking hot, including the owner. I pay double for what I should to cut my dumb hair that I could probably do with clippers myself.
     
  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Bigger waste of money than a strip club.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like to waste money. So what?
     
  11. mrd160

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    Generally speaking hair stylists are not very attractive
     
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    I go to an old school white haired guinea...costs 12.00...:)
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They all seem to have that 'really trying hard to be hot' look...but they cant pull it off....
     
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    Liar
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    barber shop ftw
     
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  17. Danas Boyfrien

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    Exactly. Go to the barber shop. Like a fucking man.
     
  18. sstressed

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    i was going to places i wasn't all that comfortable with and paying too much for it. then i noticed a little barbershop tucked behind my grocery store. they have 1940s? 50s? chairs and pictures and it's very laid back. AND, the owner actually cuts my hair exactly how i want it. no women, no fru fru bullshit. just a good haircut and some guys goofing around about the news etc.

    $15 for the cut and and goatee trim and $5 to $8 for the tip.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    I hate that place but it's close to my house so is go there.
     
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    I wish I could find a place like that