I went to look at a house to buy and the occupant said his wife likes 69

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    I think he was Mexican but he spoke some English, So I'm asking him how much his electric bills are with the central AC he says sometimes $200 in the summer, I ask what he usually sets the thermostat to, He says between 70 and 72 but his wife likes 69 :lol: Also I look in the utility shed where the washer and dryer are and I ask where he keeps his lawn mower, he says he does roofing, not lawns. It's not like I asked him where his leaf blower was :derp:
     
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    I hope you apologized about everything.
     
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    This thread went about as far as I predicted.
     
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    How much were the taxes ?
     
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    0.0 They are like $600 a year or less, but with Florida Homestead I will pay almost nothing, I looked at other properties and 2 neighbors were paying less than $5 a year on taxes.
     
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    It wasn't these putas was it?

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    No, but they seemed like nice people and had 2 little boys.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    watch out for sinkholes! i saw a TV show on sinkholes. Some dude just disappeared right in front of his family and was found underground 2 miles away. another dude was never seen again.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Um, I think I saw that too. Kevin Bacon was in it.

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    In Tampa, Florida, in February 2013, a giant hole opened up under the bedroom floor of Jeffrey Bush, swallowing the 36-year-old as he slept. His body was never found. Bush was a victim of a sinkhole -- a growing worldwide hazard that lurks wherever limestone and other water-soluble rocks underpin the soil. When carbon dioxide in the air dissolves in rainwater, it forms a weak acid that attacks the soft rocks, riddling them with holes like Swiss cheese. Sinkholes can occur gradually when the surface subsides into bowl-shaped depressions or suddenly, when the ground gives way -- often catastrophically. Sinkholes have swallowed highways, apartment buildings, horses, camels, even golfers, with monster-size holes cracking the earth from Siberia to Louisiana. With compelling eyewitness video of dramatic collapses, and following scientists as they explore the underlying forces behind these natural disasters, NOVA travels the globe to investigate what it's like to have your world vanish beneath your feet.
     
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    how much is the trailer home?
     
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    This thread is making my ribs hurt from laughing too much.
     
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    That............is....................so.......wrong....on so many levels..

    ROTFLMAO
     
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    Not a true sinkhole, per sé, but a fascinating story nonetheless if you can make it through the first minute:

     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I saw that a while back, very interesting
     
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    wiaw lives for stinkholes
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Really moving up in the world aren't we?