Entertainment I Went To Sea World and the Killer Whales Were Happy

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  1. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    This is for all you assholes who think they are killer whale experts because you watched Blackfish. I came away sad yesterday that there wont be anymore shows. They're a great tool for helping kids relate and love creatures of the sea

     
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    Is anyone here a marine biologist?
     
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    So op speaks orca.

    That's cool. What else did they tell you? Any stock tips?
     
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    I've never had to relate to sea creatures in order to sufficiently live my life.
     
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    I went to Seaworld in San Diego and saw tilikum, the killer whale that killed three people. He was a big beast.
     
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  6. EasyJesus

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    They waved w/ their flippers, rolled over and squeeked like they were really happy

     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i fucked a girl that was as big as shamu once
     
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    I saw blackfish and I understand the arguments about keeping whales in captivity,

    I don't think Seaworld actually did anything wrong. If they did, all zoos and aquariums would have to shut down. They also can't release the whales they currently have because they will die in the wild like the Free Willy
     
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  10. EasyJesus

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    They're letting one bad apple ruin the whole bunch. People get killed in their line of work every day, 1 trainer gets munched and the tree fuckers want to shut everything down. How many people have tigers eaten and nobody says shit :no:

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  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Nature is just as cruel. At least. You just see them sick or unhappy in the tank.

    The reason nobody got crazy about the seals or fish they keep is that they get eaten a lot by Orcas and whatnot. The Orca just happens to be at the top of the food chain. But it's hard out there for a pimp as an Orca, too.
     
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    I've gone down that road too and make them ride me because all that fat makes their pussy super tight :grad:
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I thought they've had him in Orlando for several years...
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    They announced they're no longer breeding them and I think also that the shows are ending.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i could barely get hard due to their sweaty inner thighs
     
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    How does doing what they were trained to do prove that they're happy?
     
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    Well he has killed three different people and they have used him to stud. I undrstand how that may be a problem
     
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    They get lots of hugs :wub:

    Nobody is giving them hugs out in freezing ocean water :tears:

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    He's in a tank in SD. Just displayed not used in shows anymore
     
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    My objection to Sea World is that it is overpriced relative to what you get. Facilities have gone down hill big time. You are better off going to something like the Monterey Bay Aquarium at approximately the same price point.
     
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