I went to the art museum yesterday

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  1. Lemmy

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    Golly, I am an uncultured douche. I like art that looks like something.....not an impression or abstract image of something. I simply don't "get" 90% of what's going in there. :dontknow:
     
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    sounds boring as hell
     
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    Worst pic thread ever
     
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    There was some cool stuff but I rolled my eyes at most of it. My girlfriend musta felt like she was with a 5 year old.
     
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    Can't take pics......the flash will bleach out the colors over time. :jj:
     
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    You never heard of turning off the flash? o_O




    Also, I can't believe there hasn't been a Ferris Bueller's Day Off post yet. :coffee:
     
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    Dogs playing poker or velvet Elvis is more your style?
     
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    I've gone to the National Gallery here 3 times. I'd never been to an art museum before and it is fascinating to me. Probably more from a historical point than artistic but it has been a pleasant surprise .
     
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    For whatever reason, my girlfriend asked, no pics were allowed in some special exibit we went to. :dontknow:
     
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    Yes. :facepalm:
     
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    I can go to the Smithsonian, the air force museum or car shows and completely lose track of time......just drawings of triangles or blobs of nonsense representing "man's struggle" do nothing for me.
     
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    Did you see the display of medieval swords and weaponry? I'm sure you'd like that.
     
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    Yeah. I prefer drawings of something real.
     
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    im surprised @Nunz hasnt made a schmoopy pic from that movie yet
     
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    i only like Norman Rockwell painting :grad:
     
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    What exhibit?
     
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    That's what they tell you because peabrains don't understand the 'no flash', but if they see you are doing it correctly, you won't be bothered.
     
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    1. Ask for exhibit name
    2. Find out the museum name
    3. Triangulate along with other information previously posted location of 10 acre wooded estate
    4. Masturbate
     
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    Some Monet horseshit. :jj:
     
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    BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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