I went to the funeral of a guy from work yesterday :(

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Which means there's a fuckton of free food today!!! :dancin:
     
  2. Swayze

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    Is he ok?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    It's 9:40 and I'm already full :cheer:
     
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    I was about to bust your balls for caring about the dead guy.
     
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    open casket?
     
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    No lunch thread today...:coffee:
     
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    Open bar?
     
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    Does he look fake or real?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who? Oh that nigga. Yeah he was old.
     
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    He gave his life so Chriza can eat...
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No there was no corpse

    I guess it was a "service" not a "funeral"

    I don't fuckin know
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude there's a huge tray of sammich wraps :c
     
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    how old was he?
     
  14. gwartney

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    How'd he die? Let me guess, based on what you post about that office. Heart disease? Cholesterol? General obesity?
     
  15. Swayze

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    He's still alive

    Guaranteed
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He was the owner/founder of the company
     
  17. Swayze

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    Are you all broken up about it?

    Did you ball?
     
  18. Thelonious Davis

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    so long diet
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I love sandwich wraps
     
  20. JWC

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    Choked on a sandwich wrap.