i went to the mcdonald's drive-thru today for a shamrock shake

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    but the lady on the speaker said "i'm sorry. we're out of shamrock shakes for now." i was all like "that fucking sucks, lady. give me a diet coke instead."

    i get up close to the window an the car in front of me gets handed out two shamrock shakes. the little turd in the back seat turns around, looks at me, points to his shamrock shake, and then gives me the finger!

    i was all like "pwned!" mad respect to that little faggit.
     
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    that kid did it up right. big props for a successful stranger pwning, kid.
     
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    that's one a the best pics ever homey.
     
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    Kid pwnidge is the best.

    I remember when i was learning to ski a few years ago, and by learning to ski I mean essentially falling down the mountain. While I was on the ground trying to get up, this kid flies up within six inches of my head, kicks a shitload snow in my face, and said "dont worry, Mister. Youll get it someday." He then continued to bomb the mountain....

    That kid earned a special place in my heart that day.
     
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    You're eating at McDonalds. :jj:
     
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    :jj:

    when i first started getting into cycling, i did a ms 150 ride, which is 150 miles in two days. that was farther than i had ever ridden at the time. on the second day, on mile 60 for the day (135 overall), this fucking kid passes me and says, "keep going! you got this!" and then speeds away ahead of me. i was all like "fuck that kid" but also like "that kid rules."
     
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    technically, i was trying to drink at mcdonalds. unless you consider drinking a shake "eating a shake."
     
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    How old are you? You kind of sound like an oldtimer.
     
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    You drive thru for a milkshake?

    How fat and disabled are you to wait in a drivethru instead of parking and walking in? :jj:
     
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    we don't get out of the car when it's 4 degrees F. we do drink shamrock shakes when it's 4 degrees F. pwned.
     
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    the real question is how did the kid know you wanted the shake and he got the last one
     
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    you just mad because i said that old people give wisdom after you said you gave wisdom.
     
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    I took the dog on a couple mile walk today for coffee. I wore my tshirt and shorts.

    :owned:
     
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    Because its a made up story:dontknow:
     
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    Dave's just tired of being the Saloon trilobite. He needs to let everyone know he's old but not that old.
     
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    This was another weak link in the 'story'.

    I would have pulled up to the window, and been all "Did you tell that faggit kid they got the last shake? Why you gots to be all in my business, bitch", then taken my regular soda and been on my way.

    :c
     
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    You're way older than me too.