I went to Trader Joes today

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Didn't see my usual collection of MILFs in yoga pants...anyway... when I went to check out the clerk said, "How are you?" I answered "great" and he paused for a second and in all his passive-aggressive cunty glory said, "oh... I'm fine thank you"

    Trying super hard to emphasis I didn't ask how he was doing as if any customer ever gives a flying fuck.

    He had on earrings too.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Sounds like the type who'd work at an uber-trendy place like TJs.
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

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    How am I? Why do strangers ask such stupid fuck questions? Our lives intersect for 57 seconds, neither one of us cares how the other is doing.
     
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    he wanted to blow you and you blew it
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

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    super market clerks hate the fact they've failed so miserably in life, which I can respect, except they often take out their frustrations on the rest of us
     
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    That's fucked up to pull attitude with you - you're the customer. TJ's would be very pissed to hear about it.
     
  7. pheelios

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    Those Hawaiian shirts are annoying.
     
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    You should have said "Oh, okay. I didn't recall asking".
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    'Good for you' would have ruined his week
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Your life is a living hell, Lucky.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    You were well within your rights as a consumer to tell him to shut his faggot mouth and just check you out. :grad:
     
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    I have only had pleasant experiences at the checkout at TJs. It's with the customers I sometimes get annoyed.
     
  14. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    "Shut the fuck up you Melvin" would have been an acceptable reply also.
     
  15. boxers

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    Some pretty good deals there
     
  16. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    I only go there for coconut oil. Too many hippies and hipsters for me.
     
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    milfs in yoga pants usually show up between 10:30am and 11:30am during the weekday
     
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    :jj:
     
  19. boxers

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    Coconut oil :jj: pot meet the fuckin kettle
     
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    The checkers at Trader Joes and Whole Foods are either overly nice hippies, or uppity cunts.