I will just put the tip in

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  1. Lemmy

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    "I promise"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    In the butt?
     
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    I don't think I've ever used that buy I've said some really stupid shit to get a chick to take her pants off.
     
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    lies.
     
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    @ppm's done been had before :jj:
     
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    mind your business.
     
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    Isn't anything said to a broad all about pants removal?
     
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    Full veiny shaft experience. :yes:
     
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    you have me confused with @Teeney she's all input girl.
     
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    When I was younger sometimes I was trying to get them to take their retainers out. :c
     
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    that is disgustingly erotic.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Four inches is fine
     
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    I worked with a guy from New Zealand a few years ago who had never heard this. He gave everyone tshirts with "just the tip" on the front and "I swear" on the back as wrap gifts. Was a bit of an HR problem.
     
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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    My buddy/wingman was talking me up to this girl I wanted to hookup with. She tried to deflect by saying she was into preppy guys. Without missing a beat, my buddy says "Oh, OK then, he promises that he will just put the tip in - that will be more than you are used to" :bounce: