I will never understand some people. What a sad waste.

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon

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    A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

    Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

    Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple's home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him.

    Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

    The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

    Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

    Police noted that the woman's nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

    Hill remains in custody at the Polk County Jail.
     
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  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    better call saul!
     
  3. geo

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    assault with a tasty weapon
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This absolutely reeks of Mark and Kellie
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    McChicken has nothing on the Grilled Chicken Club from Chick-Fil-A

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  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This does not give me a lot of hope for this show.
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    she shouldve known that he doesnt like the McChicken
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    there is no piss involved
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah, cuz that's a fair comparison :rolleyes:


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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :scratch: I don't know what you were expecting it to be about
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    How did I know this would be about black people.
     
  13. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Fred's is excited.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What a fucking asshole too. That's the greatest way to be awakened, ever.
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I once shoved a McRib up @HAL 's ass
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Not some stupid cutesy shit like this to make the fans happy, I guess.
     
  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Worse mayo
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    i was until you came back.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's pretty much exactly how their interactions on the original show were :scratch: