I will send any decent looking chick money for groceries and linens and stuff.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Splash, Feb 18, 2015.

  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    But she's gonna need to date me hard.

    $40 a week is no problem. $60 if extra hot and a REALLY good dater
     
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    I'll pm you tasteful shots of me squatting over a mirror for the reasonable price of... $7 a week
     
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    That actually does seem reasonable.
     
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    I'll send them to you for free
     
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    Let's make this happen.
     
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    blumpkins are extra
     
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    There will need to be a strict confidentiality agreement in place... I don't need DbD oogling my starfish and making fun of my harvest moon grundle behind my back :fil:
     
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    Any broads in TX, Southern Cal, WA, and FL PM me. I'll buy you a huge steak dinner and so much candy it will make you puke.
     
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    Listen, DbD ogles his own starfish. You are completely safe.
     
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    Huge steak dinner. No candy.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    He can't even tell if he has harvest moon or not :fil:
     
  14. Splash

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    Is he hot?
     
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    PM please
     
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    You'll be out at least $160 a month. He's a giver.
     
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  17. DrivenByDemons

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    HOMO!!!!!
     
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  18. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Lol. Remember when Nerd said Mr Clutch looked like Jack White.
     
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    wha??? :spit: Is that good even if it's true???
     
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    No. Before my time. But that is great. :spit:
     
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