I wish Amazon would stop putting this on the lightning deals

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  1. XuXu

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    It looks like the ones that white trash put on the back of their pick up trucks.
     
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    Truck nuts
     
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    Bumper balls
     
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    haha, I literally just looked at the item's page for the first time and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.
     
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    Get it for Rum Balls for his birthday.
     
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    Old man family pearls
     
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    I'm pleased to report that my testicles do not resemble this Amazon product.

    Very non-symmetrical. The Amazon product, I mean.
     
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    Get it as a 'gag' gift for Animal God.
     
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    I'd rather get him something to actually gag on. For serious.
     
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    Fuck, I've got one the size of a grapefruit and the other one is a great big bastard.
     
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    Haters gon hate... :rolleyes:
     
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    You'd miss him.
     
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    [QUOTEya ="Mack, post: 9930730, member: 190"]Fuck, I've got one the size of a grapefruit and the other one is a great big bastard.[/QUOTE]

    Ya gotta lotta balls there, pilgrim.
     
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    I'd miss the entertainment factor, but it would be better for the world if he was transformed into a pile of ashes inside an economy sized maxwell house can from Costco.