I wish Beth was my girlfriend

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She is pretty and smart and talented and loves animals :wub:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I don't think you could go vegetarian for her.
     
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    her pussy probably tastes like everything that is right in this crazy world!
     
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    One pump from you pudgy and you'd pulverize her pelvis
     
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    Beth loves animoes!
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And your picture is where? :munch:
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's what I thought tubby :jj:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    just kidding, I wanted to use a shit load of words that started with P's. This is really me

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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would fuck the shit out of you :jerk:
     
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    :mjerk: Can my super hot girlfriend join us?

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    Actually, with your lack of a filter at all, I wish she were your girlfriend too. The chances of her committing suicide would dramatically increase. :cheer:
     
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    What a spinner! :hubba:
     
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    why would AG try to make himself look even fatter :facepalm:
     
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    i think that's the "spinner store"
     
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    She has that coked out desperate model (allegedly) looks that would fun for a weekend bender

    and she was smart enough to grab on to an old, ugly jew that will die way before her and leave her the mother load

    talented.... well sucking an arab while his camel helps DP's her i guess could be called a talent

    and loves animals... see above


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    the beth bench mark ....
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I have tons of filters. I use them to wipe my ass when I run out of toilet paper.
     
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    Pre Wiggy, or now? Not my type, but I thought she was cute in an offbeat quirky way presurgery. After the divorce, she would be richer though.


    Here we say animoes :secret: