I wish Howard would divorce Beth

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So I could marry her myself :wub:

    She is so beautiful


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  2. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I feel horrible for all the dogs she's around. Dogs view bared teeth as a sign of intimidation. With those fucking horse chompers flashing all the time, I'd be willing to bet Bianca died of terror.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Id kinda like to see her dump him, it might be funnier that way lol.
     
  5. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Bitch is sexless.........Sterile as an autoclave
     
  6. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Wrong forum...you want SFN
     
  7. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    That would be the greatest thing ever if Beff ran off with Chriza from Dawg's Saloon.
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I want more than 2 people to hear about our love
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What's a Beff :scratch:
     
  10. urbanshocker

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    Divorce would be cool, but imagine if he murdered her...for all the right reasons.

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  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    the consort of a Wiggy...:)
     
  12. Joe Bauers

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    Rumor has it , She's a Gold digger. :secret:
     
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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Please stop with the stupid nicknames in my thread :facepalm: That's the kind of shit a third grader would find clever
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well I'm pretty fucked then :(
     
  16. Rob0729

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    To even date Beth, you must provide a bank statement with at least $10 million a bank, a list of celebrities you are friends with that she can pal around with, and proof of a multimillion penthouse in Manhattan and a multimillion dollar summer house in the Hamptons. If you can't provide that, you won't have a shot at her.
     
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    doody :jj:
     
  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Or at least for her to get caught, suckin' Nacho's dick. this way, Howie would be humiliated and be proven a liar about how oral sex is "demeaning to women."

    That would be awesome.
     
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    the only gold she's going to get from Chriza are in his fillings :hhh:
     
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    Isn't Chriza a nickname that somehow derives from your first name being Chris?:dontknow: