I wish I could be one of those guys who don't give a fuck about what people think of their gf.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Everyday I see dudes walking around holding hands with trolls looking happy as fuck. But when I'm out with a girl I'm super self conscious about any little flaw that she has. I feel like everyone is making assumptions about how much money I make based on the chick I'm with. I met this really pretty chick who has a fucking PhD, but she is a little chunky. She's cool as fuck but I'm uncomfortable walking around with her. I'm fucking 40 years old and I shouldn't give a flying fuck, but I do. I feel the same way about cars, too. I'm cheap as fuck and I wish I could drive a Hyundai but I always feel people will think I'm poor if I have one. I also am very self conscious about eating fried chicken in public. Yesterday I was really busy and I didn't eat lunch. On my way to the football game (Raiders beat the Seahawks, nigga!) I stopped at Popeye's and got a three piece. I drove to the BART station and sat in my car and ate it. I felt like everyone who walked past me was laughing at me and thinking, "wow, how fucking typical." I didn't finish my soda because I was uncomfortable taking with me on the train because it was in a Popeye's cup. At my last job they had orange soda in the kitchen and I would only drink it if no one else was still in the office. And I NEVER EVER eat watermelon at company picnics. No fucking way.
     
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  2. Lou Loomis

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    Luv dat chicken from Popeeeeeeeyyyyyyyes!!!!!
     
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    Popeye's spicy.:drool:
     
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    I used to be a spicy guy, but mild tastes better. The spicy is a little too spicy, you tastes all spice and no chicken. I think mild is juicer, too.
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    I'm sorry, whats the problem here?

    OP has listed very valid concerns, as in he is very correct.

    I swear to god, if I ever see black people eating fried chicken, it is some major willpower to not just stop dead in my tracks to start pointing and laughing.

    :c
     
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    Oh, btw....I do share OP's shallowness to other as well.
     
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    But fortunately for you you're never out on a date so your concerns are more theoretical.
     
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    Exactly, because I have enough sense to know that I'd be miserable, as you are, when out with something that disappoints me inside. I'm smart like that, you aren't.

    :dancin:
     
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    One of my friends would not go out to the movies on the weekend with any female friends. She said people would look at her and think that she was homely and dateless. We did go once, and only once because she spent the whole time looking around to make sure she didn't know anyone and slouching in her seat.
     
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    are you sure you are 15% European?
     
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    That's pretty fucking retarded. I hope it's not your friend in the pajama pants.
     
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    Your friend is right, I would have looked at her as socially deficient.
     
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    Ever get stage fright at the urinal thinking someone might see your 15%'er whitey dick and think "heh, myth busted!"
     
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    It was my friend who has been married like 3x and it was a rare moment between husbands. It didn't bother me because I knew I was homely and dateless but she had an image to maintain!
     
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    Let it out, bro. Let. it. out. :console:
     
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    You should have let that 57yo dude take you to the movies.
     
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    At least I accepted it