I Wish I Could Live In The Ocean

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DryOatmeal, Sep 16, 2016.

  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    way way way deep down with the rest of the whales
     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be
     
  3. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    i heard when you hit a certain depth that the salt water turns into pure morphine
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    It smells like fish down there. I don't think you'd like it.
     
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    when i was a kid my parents took me and all my brothers and sisters on a ferry (yeah i know) to NYC and the fish smell was horrible

    but i knew what you meant by "fish" in this particular instance
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    that was so funny i spit my codine all over my 27" HP monitor

    i got a little on my glass CRT monitor too
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Would a blowfish joke be inappropriate here?
     
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    You can, for about 4 minutes.
     
  9. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Couldn't resist.
     
  10. DryOatmeal

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    how about sperm whale ?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    don't despair.
     
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    Good luck.

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    :lol:

    Me and nephew no1 just laughed like retards at that for like 10 minutes... :jj:
     
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    :hat:
     
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    Now he wants me to get a duckling and a shark costume for the cat. ...and a zoomba. :fil:
     
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    Best uncle EVAR! :yes:
     
  19. DryOatmeal

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    i know right. water pollution, the change of the oceans currents due to the "mythical" global warming
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    I'll just get him another bubble machine.
     
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