I wish i had a friend i could count on here at dawgs

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    if you counted on anyone, they'd die.
     
  3. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz Well-Known Member

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    Chriza would toss your salad so you always have that
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    mmmmmm chriza
     
  5. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz Well-Known Member

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    What are your thoughts on the possible government shutdown?
    Sounds serious to me tho
     
  6. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    You can count on me :console:

    "Who is this faggot"
     
  7. banksy

    banksy It's summertime VIP

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    Team Bro :winner:
     
  8. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Following Our Will And Wind Gold

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    You can count on me, hogchild.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    You can count on me, faggit.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    You've got a friend in me
     
  11. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    You can count on me to toss your lifeless body head first into a remote swamp. Saving you burial $$$.

    You will not get a better offer in this thread.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    gay sex
     
  14. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

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    Count on to do what, tubbo?
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Wanna e-hug, Moike?

    No rubbing e-cocks, though.
     
  16. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

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    Will you e-taint scissor him?
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Moike is a million times the poster you think you are...
     
  18. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This fine joke went over everyone's heads. I appreciated it. :golfclap:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    It was akin to when you see a woman leaning against something and you say, "I bet your name's Eileen."
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    If Asian, Irene.