I wish I had been a better brother to my sisters

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  1. garypagetwo

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    Im crying over a pizza right now, and im high. I dont know why I smoked :( I felt like I needed it.
    Sometimes I think about things like this, and it makes me very emotional. My sisters have all achieved so much more than me, and theyre so much more mature than me. Theyre better people than me in every way. And yet, why was I never nicer to them? :( Im always so bossy and strict. I hope they know how much I love them.
     
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    None of this is true.
     
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    Your youngest sister told me that you're a douche and she hates you after I gave her a gentlemanly painal bang session.
     
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    This is true.
     
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    Are they hawt? Would you dick them?
     
  6. Thelonious Davis

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    You should get drunk instead of high
    You seem to have more confidence when you are drunk.
     
  7. Shart Garfunkel

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    Depends on if they have long, floppy ears and eat their own poop.
     
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    it's never too late, gar
     
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    Leave @Stevie out of this.
     
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    everyone has moved out
     
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    Of your parents house?
    That is what normal adults do.
     
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    No, he means it's never too late to jump into a fjord.
     
  13. garypagetwo

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    but it was when we lived together that it really counted. Thats when they needed me as a good brother the most :(
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    Gary, have you tried the new pretzel crust pizza from Little Caesars?
     
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    meh
     
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    I remember before when my older sister lived with a friend abroad, shed always send pictures of good food she was making. Like she got really into cooking and stuff. She's been living with the me last half year while getting her own apartment set up. She always wanted to make food with me and stuff but I just wanted frozen pizzas. She stopped cooking fancy meals, and got a lot more lazier with it. And now she's moved out. :( And I never hung out with her either. I never came into her room just to chat or something.
     
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    I ate a bunch of shrooms last night, gar
     
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    3 years ago gary said he was a only child
     
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    You are a horrible person gary you should feel bad
     
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    :omg: