I wish my dawg could talk

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Bub Hang Around VIP

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    using proper English. Instead he speaks Ebonincs and other forms of broken English with intermittent use of improper grammar.

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  2. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You are far too stupid to attempt spinoffs.

    Just a head's up. :hat:
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Goddamn it son! :derp:
     
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    Best thread ever
     
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  5. Phil McKrakin

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    Derg... :belch:
     
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    Drunk
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    You are not drinking again are you?
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Lies!
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    I don't drink. It's all been an elaborate ruse.
     
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    Sure, just like teeny and her STDs
     
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  11. Phil McKrakin

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    She's toxic down there.

     
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    You be nice
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    I've got pics of her. Looks like Barbie Benton had Ted Knight's bastard. Would hit.
     
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  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I have shingles you jerk!
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Why do you know that song?
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    They call me Mr. Worlwide.
     
  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Somebody actually said I look like her younger. Minus the Ted Knight. How Bizarre.
     
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  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    No they don't
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    I would paint a fresco on your forehead and call it MackaDaddy.
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :hersh:
     
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