I wish my dog could talk

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  1. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    I talk to him a lot, but he never talks back.

    He is a good listener though.
    (kind of like God I guess) <----------- Please don't give me shit for this
     
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    He would likely tell you to stop being a huge faggot.
     
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    My dog would probably tell me how uncomfortable he is when I jerk off.
     
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    Billy, will you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
     
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    Saw a great dane at the park last night. I don't think I've ever seen one that wasn't an absolute sweetheart, Billy Brown
     
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    Billy. Do you have aspergers.
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    If I was not a good pet owner my dog could kill you in about 30 seconds.

    lucky for you he would hurt a fly. ;)
     
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    I think that about my dog all the damn time. I wish she could fucking carry on a conversation with me!
     
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  11. Billy Brown

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    They are so good.
     
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    So he would hurt a fly ??
     
  13. Billy Brown

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    Yeah, kinda sucks. All they do is bark.

    Any dog makes a good alert system for your house.
    Regardless of it's size.
     
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    My dog barks 3X her size. She'd scare the shit out of anybody coming up to my door.

    Until you realize she's not very big and will let you rape and kill me for a good bellyrub. ;)
     
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    Prolly just go up to it an sniff it.
     
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    I bet...he can wait in another room for a few minutes, jeeze. :)
     
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    Not bulldogs, trust me on this one.
     
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    He's not getting out of his bed for nothing.

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    :spit:

    My guy just shuts and rolls his eyes.

    In his mind I know he is thinking "Just hurry up and get this shit over with"
     
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    Never been around them too much.

    No offence but every time I see them they are napping ;)
     
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