News I Wish My Mom Had Other MomFriends Like This Woman

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  1. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    Kathy Tompa from Alpharetta, was sentenced to 15 years in jail, the same length of time her victim has been alive.
    Tompa was originally charged with child molestation and rape in May. She admitted that she had been having a sexual relationship with the teenager for at least six months.


    In court, the boy’s mother told the judge that her son had to move out of the area because of the humiliation it caused him.

    ‘She stole my son’s innocence,’ she said. ‘She stole his childhood. I’m angry with her and I’m angry with myself.’

    She even groomed the boy to have sex with her own daughter before then persuading him to have sex with her.

    ‘She was advising him on how to kiss her daughter, how to touch her daughter, when would be an appropriate time to touch her buttocks, what would be the appropriate time and manner to remove her shirt,’ Forsyth County Assistant District Attorney Heather Dunn told the judge.

    Tompa eventually invited him to her home for sex late one night while her husband was away on business.

    Along with the 15-year jail sentence, Tompa has to pay a fine and the boy’s therapy. She will also have to register as a sex offender.

    Daily Mail
    has more details, in particular about how traumatic and awful this was for the boy involved. Now obviously I can’t fully relate to the situation as I’ve never actually lived in a real life enactment of all of the MILF porn on RealityKings but this really doesn’t sound as traumatic as they’re making it out to be. I mean she’s no prize pig by any stretch and actually kind of resembles a cigar store Native American statue but the situation itself is genuinely a male fantasy for, I don’t know, 80% of the male population? Minimum? I find it a little hard to believe is all. She did something wrong, super awful, totally agreed, but 15 years for a situation that seems consensualish at its core concept….I just don’t know enough about being a teenager who fucked my girlfriend’s mom to get an accurate read here. I’m skeptical and probably going to have some very specific porn searches tonight, let’s put it like that.

    Plus this seems like such a mom-driven situation where the kid had to say all this to get out of trouble or something. “Oh yeah I’m so traumatized because Mrs Robinson here touched my no no spot” is the only way you’re avoiding getting grounded there probably. And once that ball starts rolling, you can’t stop the lie…all of a sudden there’s therapy and transferring schools and you’re putting a mom in the clink. Pinning a 15-year sentence on a creeping MILF to avoid losing your Xbox for a month seems like a fair deal IMO.

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    If she agrees to give me a hand job I'll rule in favor of time served. Not hot, not a trainwreck. Still a hero for fucking a guy in the name of Sexual Instruction. I never had private tutoring sessions by anyone but my own right hand. Lucky fucking kid.
     
  2. gitchasum

    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    That kid should be ashamed of himself. What kind of 15 year old red-blooded American male wants to bang his gf and her mom...
     
  3. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    Tompa should be a madam.

    Another article states she got a boob job to make the 15 YR old. more appreciative. Bought him electronics so she could stay in touch when his mom put him on restriction.
    THEN after a late night fuck. 15yr old got locked out. She brought him a ladder.

    Woo she's a keeper.
     
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    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    You're kidding right?
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    Guilty
     
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    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    Yes sir. It said the boy had to move because he was humiliated. In most towns in America other teenage boys would bow to this dude not mock him...
     
  7. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Honestly, what's wrong with the boy. If I was banging my gf's mom.....I wouldn't get all depressed and let my grades slip. I'd be doing everything in my power to not bring attention to myself so as to keep on banging said mom for as long as possible.
     
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    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    My comment was just to the second half of your post. I absolutely wanted to bang my high school GF and her mom. My boner and I think we kinda got close one night when the mom was tossed but the 37 year old adult that now knows better now knows better.
     
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    Straight outta "Moms Teaching Teens", except with a non-good-looking MILF.
     
  10. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Threads been done faggit.