i wonder how many lives have been saved by fire alarms that go off when you make toast

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    jesus christ...every time I make toast the entire house is alerted to a 3 alarm fire that is potentially lethal to us all, i guess. when did this become the thing with fire alarms and has it actually saved any lives to make them so sensitive that even making toast in your kitchen sets them off?

    i just toasted a bagel and it wasn't even brown and the fire alarm was triggered. scared the shit out of my gf and the cat.
     
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    tell us about what you will be putting on that bagel, dink :munch:
     
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    just plain so-called "creamed cheese."
     
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    Nigga fucks up toast. :giggle:
     
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    this isn't about me fucking up toast david. it's about fire alarms that are so sensitive you can't fart without triggering a red alert.
     
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    When a real fire starts those fire alarms ain't doing shit
     
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    yeah all they do is fuck up my shit when i make toast or bagels. :mad:
     
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    And why is they seem to chirp in the middle of the night when the battery is low, then it stops, then it starts again.
     
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  10. Harry Gibbs

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    and it's impossible to figure out how to open them to change the battery at 4 am. grrrrr.
     
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    Usually, when you trace back technological deficiencies, it always goes back to operator error.

    i.e.. this nigga be fuckin' up toasted bagels. :giggle:
     
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    2 weeks till christsmas and all the fucking cookies are gone already
     
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