I wonder how ugly Howard and Beth are celbrating New Years

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by skater76, Jan 1, 2014.

  1. skater76

    skater76 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I bet they are fucking some Dogs and Cats and eating Vegatables in a troff.
     
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    Howard's resolution is too get more Plastic Surgery and to have sex with more AGT acts.
     
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    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    skater76 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I bet Beth is saying everything is Amazing down in Mexico.
     
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    At 10:05 PM: "BETH! BETH! BETH! Time to back to our hotel! It is really late!"

    At 11;15 PM, Howard is asleep and Beth sneaks back to Jennifer Aniston's villa.
     
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    At home, in separate rooms of course. Just the way Howard admitted he liked it.

    Howard on his ipad beating off to casting couch porn.

    Beff thumbing thru the rag magazines looking for pictures/articles of herself to tweet out.
     
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    I wonder if Beff and Jennifer are eating each others Assholes.
     
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    all of these are spot on.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have the feeling that those A-list celebs want nothing to do with wigward & beth
     
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    "I mean, el tequila is amaze-arito!"
     
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    I bet Howig and Jimmy and Justin are eating out each others Assholes and sucking each others Dicks like a threeway 69.
     
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    You mean it hasn't been tweeted yet? :uscratch:
     
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    Beth hasn't been within 50 yards of Jennifer Aniston. That much I can guarantee you. :coffee:
     
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    Beth has been forced to a back bedroom in Aniston's villa where Beth is currently fostering 7 iguanas.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I have a feeling Aniston politely talks to Beth and then says "dipshit" under her breath, as she walks away.
     
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    I smell Cock did Howard burp?
     
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    Howard is effusively apologizing to Jimmy and Molly for Beth's near fatal choking of Molly. Beth is drunk on cocktails.
     
  20. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Lucky Pierre is the man in the middle.