I wonder if Eric The Midget uses condoms on these hos

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  1. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

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    Eric The Midget is apparently banging these hos at the Ranch left and right. I hope he uses a condom, that would suck for him to get an STD on top of being handicapped.

    Also, has it actually been confirmed that he is actually banging these hos? I can picture him paying them just to have them talk to him all night.

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    He fucks them with his club foot
     
  3. Scott

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    Bare-foot?
     
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    Evil midgets are historically impotent. It's God's way of pissing off the Devil. True story.
     
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    I think the bunny ranch has rules where the girls put the condoms on for you. I remember them talking about it on air
     
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    He uses finger cots that jackie used to use
     
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    would an std even matter at this point?
     
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    :c
     
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    What's he got to lose. Might as well live it up
     
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    It might actually help.
     
  12. Mister Joshua

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    I'm just saying, being handicapped and then on top of that having chronic sores on your cock would make for an even more horrible existance.
     
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    Midgets can't reach climax.
     
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    Condoms are mandatory.

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    The girls probably wear hazmat suits.
     
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    They would be better served by a blindfold.