I wonder what Chriza is doing right now...

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  1. rob82

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    Dear Chriza,

    How are you doing? I'm just hanging out on my broken couch, surfing the net lol. Nothing going on here, so I thought to myself, "I wonder how Chriza is?" I know you just had a birthday, congratulations! I hope you had a jolly time with your friends and loved ones. Tonight, I was driving around looking for hookers or young children with bad parents, and saw a burger joint. Guess who that made me think of? You guessed it, dev!!! LOL, just kidding I mean you, silly. Well, I hope things are good. Please give my love and that 1/18th to scale copycock of yours to Miss Chriza, pussy blood flow aside. Talk to you soon, bro.

    Love Always,
    Robbie
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    If you were here I would punch you in the face as hard as I could at least 10 times.

    The fuck is wrong with you?
     
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    the dude needs pussy....STAT!! :jj:
     
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    :dontknow: I thought it was sweet.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Go get a hooker.

    Jesus, you just pinned the Gay Meter with this one you faggot.
     
  7. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    and you thought i was bad.
     
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    It's Ms. Faggot if you're nasty
     
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    omg I'm soooooo embarrassed I should never have posted this what was I thinking omg omg omg my e-life is over
     
  10. TYSON

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    You should write all forwards for Howard. You sir, are hilarious!
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  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    No, you have been a confirmed queer for sometime now.

    Bobert just disappointed me with the level of "Ghey" he exhibited.
     
  12. Maschine Zeit

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    i'm not sure i find that funny. :undecided:
     
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    :jj: I hope he is having a good birthday too!:grin:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Go tie a 50 pound weight around your ankle and jump into the deepest area of the Puget Sound.

    TIA.
     
  15. rob82

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    When I see and hear Puget, I think Putrid.
     
  16. Maschine Zeit

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    ok, i'm not 100% in love with your tone right now. :biting:
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    how about pungent? :snicker:
     
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    I'm fingering his tone's shithole as I type
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    And yet, there is nothing you can do about it.

    Jump in the Puget, dickface.
     
  20. deverrant

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    He's prolly making out with Ms.Chriza.

    Meh.