I wonder why Ralph never got married

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  1. baltimore mike

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    Seens like he would be a great catch
     
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    he's not as stupid as he looks?
     
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    Don't troll
     
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    Howard won't allow it, he is jealous that way...
     
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    He just hasn't found the right woman....

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    We all know he is not gay
     
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    same reason why Richard Simmons never married.
     
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    Why get married, he gets plenty of poon from his association with Howard... I still say sam gave him a nice chunk of change in his will too.
     
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    At some point most guys settle down. He has to be about 50 by now id say
     
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    Sorry
     
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    He's an ugly guy that thinks far too highly of himself because of his association with the show. He has proven himself to be very picky. Or he's just gay.
     
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    oddly, Ralph has never produced a beard for public display, however, there have been a few anonymous sexual couplings with nameless females...
     
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    Beth O?
     
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    It could be the face berry :grad:
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    Stern told a story once when this one Scores dancer was starting to like Ralph. She visited his apartment, saw all his action figures, toys, and comic books, and started to cry! True story.
     
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    Are you team mike?
     
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    Dudes not gay