I won't say "god bless you".

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  1. Tuesday

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    I will not say "god bless you" when someone sneezes. Why would I want to call further attention to an embarrassing sound and weird face you just made by remarking upon it?
    Rarely do people die from sneezing... nobody needs to be blessed.
    I won't fucking say it.

    I hate you god-blessing faggots. :pissed:
     
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    I just drank a lot of tea and am all jacked up.
     
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    Everyone hates this thread. Fuck you'ze. :shit:
     
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    I say "bless you."

    The other thing that is uncomfortable is when something bad happens to someone. Everyone says "I'll pray for you." Since I don't pray, it's kinda hard to come up with something as profound. I never know what to say.
     
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    God doesn't give a fuck about that sneeze. He's tired of the false alarms. That's why he's given up on us.
     
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    Quote fale :c
     
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    May God have mercy on your soul :pray:
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    god bless all of you assholes! :nana:
     
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    Nice point!
     
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    Will you say "thank you" to me after I jizz all over your face?
     
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    There's a theory/history behind "god bless you", when somebody sneezes. I can't remember.........perhaps the native Indians? Whomever it was, used to believe that your soul escaped your body when you sneezed, and you needed to be blessed to be re-united with it.

    Or some such nonsense.
     
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    I think it had something to do with the plague.
    Plagues... so 14th Century :rolleyes:
     
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    I wanna know why no one has parted another sea in thousands and thousands of years. THis is some fucking bullshit.
     
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    Everytime I pass a grave yard I look for some motherfucker rolling a boulder and coming out of a tomb. Nothing.