WTF I work at Home Depot and hung up on some asshole today!

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  1. Lemmy

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    He called the store crying about some piece of shit stove he ordered having a sharp handle and some nonsense about the convection setting not being accurate. I said "fuck you dipshit.....it's not our fault that you didn't read the description before ordering it. Suck it!" Then he threatened to call the Attorney General. Like I give a shit so I hung up on the Gordon Ramsey fucktard. :jj:
     
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    Mercy post
     
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    I'm bored. :nocheer:
     
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    Thought you were a cop?
     
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    Are you undercover?
     
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    I got into it with the security guards at Home Depot out a few nights ago. They wanted to check my receipt and I asked if they were implying that I stole something and they said no, but they still wanted to check it. So I asked if they didn't think I stole something why they needed to check it? They said it was their job to check receipts. So I asked them what the purpose of checking receipts was and they said it was to make sure people didn't steal anything. So I asked again, why did they feel they needed to make sure I didn't steal anything? This went on for about three minutes. Fuck those faggots. I don't have to show you shit. :fil:
     
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    assuming you aren't aiming for employee of the month?
     
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    Fuck that Bitch!! :jj:
     
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    Bitch said I was being sarcastic. I told her I wasn't and then said "don't project your shit on me, lady!" I called back repeatedly and that dry cunt never picked up. It kept going back to the main desk. What really kills me is this broad was an American. Same fucking team, you miserable uppity gash!
     
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    :shvoogie:
     
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    Just show the fckn receipt like everybody else does and go fckn home
     
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    Fuck that shit. I hate how people are fucking sheep. They just do whatever they're told like little faggots. You have to stand up against this type of faggotry. You know, the Nazis used to make you show your receipt.
     
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    You get it resolved?

    I was going to respond in your thread, but you have 100 responses already.
     
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    Didn't happen
     
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    Same thing at Costco. All it does is make a line to get out of the store.
     
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    I could post a bunch of prank calls with Hank Hill's voice calling Home Depot.
     
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    Lemmy can't stay away from confrontation in the workplace :jj:
     
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    Does this count as a call out thread?