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i work with a guy who says shit like "that's the bomb-dot-com"

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    it makes me want to punch him in the throat.
     
  2. bertman19

    bertman19 Active Member VIP

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    Why don't you do it?
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Dink, just think about that raise you got. It might help calm your nerves when he acts like a douche. :jj:
     
  4. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Shot Dead

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    Talk to him.

    Walk up to him, calmly state your objection, then open fire.
     
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    say shut the fuck up dot org
     
  6. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    because i'm a gentleman, bert. i only act appropriately at the office. except for fucking that mexican lady in my office for a while.

    good point, but still. he's like one a those middle aged dad's who walks around the office giving people fist bumps and saying "what up?" he should be in a swiffer commercial cleaning his house in khakis and a gay pastel sweater.
     
  7. dinkus mayhem

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    :lol: :jj: :rofl:
     
  8. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED Naturally Smart. VIP

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    I think you should beat the shit out of his father for bringing a jack ass like that into the world.
     
  9. dinkus mayhem

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    he comes out of his office all breathing hard and bragging about how he does 50 push ups a day in there. i'm like "nice going faggit. talk to me when you can do more push ups than a 9 year old."
     
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    I know this dude from the internet that says "hillary" instead of hilarious.
     
  11. dinkus mayhem

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    his father is a politician at the state level. total douche.
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    :jj: I totally forgot about this.
     
  13. dinkus mayhem

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    that dude's awesome.
     
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    TED our beloved Lakers, wtf?
     
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    he's aight. :jj:
     
  17. dinkus mayhem

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    toward the end of the summer i happened to be at a multi-cultural arts thing downtown and she was in a group that was doing a mexican folk dance performance. the performance was actually really cool and the dresses were beautiful (they looked like birds, kind of). but after she danced, she saw me and ran up to me and said that she had hoped that i would see her dance and that it would make me fall in love with her. :rofl:
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

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    I actually bumped that then mumbled to myself, "Dude, you're a fuckin' moron."
    Fuck, I don't know.

    Pau's a bitch and needs to be traded.

    Glad D'Antoni benched him at the end of the 3rd.
     
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    he's got me doing it. too
     
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    You got the right to do it.
     

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