I work with assholes who eat HALF a donut

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And leave the other half :mad:

    So next thing I know I'm like OOH LET'S SEE WHAT KINDA DONUTS WE HAVE and the box is full of these


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    WTF :pissed:
     
  2. Butcher

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  3. deidler

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    My wife eats a bite of a candy bar and puts it in the fridge. Willpower is weird.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So take it with you! No one wants your fucking leftovers!!!
     
  5. Vyb

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    Sux. Even if they used a knife, they've manhandled your doughnut.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She sounds like a real cunt
     
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    ooooh that makes me mad
     
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    You're very cranky today
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Exactly. And I never eat donuts, and there aren't many kinds I like, but there was one this time. And it's been mauled :mad:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    YOU'D BE TOO IF YOU DEALT WITH THIS :grouch:
     
  11. HAL

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    you cant fuck it now
     
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    My wife can't drink a whole can of Coke. I'm like, it's 12oz....you've gotta be kidding me.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The only untouched ones left are maple bars and that's not my bag baby
     
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    Cut the shit, you don't work you goldbricking motherfucker. Collecting food stamps is not a job!
     
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    Well on 2nd thought, only a woman would do that. So it hasn't been "manhandled," but some clean or unclean broad def touched it.
     
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    i eat half a donut in one bite
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Incorrect. I only work with guys, and I know which one it is. The fattest fucking one, in denial while he takes his fat burner pills.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is like when people at Sirius were picking the toppings off the Crumbs cupcakes

    You just don't do that shit :pissed:
     
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    It's for the best. You don't want to get fat again, do you????
     
  20. deidler

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    :facepalm: I hear ya.