I would have loved to have fucked a Gila Monster back in the day...

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    You still can and should. Oral first.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    Does look like it has hideous tattoos :dontknow:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :nojj:
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    The gila monster is the only poisonous lizard in the USA. :grad:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wut
     
  7. beatlejaws

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    good flick
     
  8. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I hear ya, check out that tongue, it could do wonders on your balls.


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  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    Wow
    15 thumbs up from my post :yes:
     
  10. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it's true. The lizard is poisonous. It has poison glands like a snake but while not strong enough to kill it will cause a lot of pain.
     
  11. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So your also Chriza?
     
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    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    Ewww fuck no
     
  13. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't understand then.

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  14. Mr Sinister

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    you son of a bitch that was going to be my fun fact to post :mad:
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    My lizard spits toxic goo
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday BMoike is the seige king! Gold

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    [video=youtube;TNWLs7IgbZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNWLs7IgbZY[/video]
     
  17. beatlejaws

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    "now here's something a man can put his leg on"