I would lick Carrie Underwood from stem to stern

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    But I really prefer Faith's version of the song.
     
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    i want her to sit on my face
     
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    i would lick her butt hole.
     
  5. Gitfiddle

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    She doesn't have a penis.
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    I heard she never fucks a guy who starts a thread about how hot she is but doesn't include a picture. Sorry, dude. You were that close.
     
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    I bet her butthole smells like butter popcorn and lilacs...
     
  8. Gitfiddle

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    Here you go:

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  9. Maschine Zeit

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    so
     
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    I love small boobed chicks, very sexy.....[​IMG]
     
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    Agree

    Disagree
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    that's not hot at all. :wtf:
     
  16. Scott

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    That's one thing we agree on.
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    Her legs are fucking ridiculously hot. :drool:

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