I would like to become friends with Mr. Clutch and Stevie4Stern

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Let's make this happen. It's Christmas!
     
  2. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Clutch isn't worth the effort - all schtick, no substance.

    Stevie will brush your hair though.
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Stevie is completely apathetic towards me.
     
  4. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Ever since that black dude hit on you thoughts have been bubbling. I agree the wigger is a safer route
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I said "friends." I don't want to form some sort of sick e-relationship with these creeps; I just want to have nicer interactions with them.
     
  6. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  7. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    then you can have a platonic sleepover until dry hump is initiated .
     
  8. Air Florida

    Air Florida Well-Known Member

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    things over with SHEEM?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Does anyone here understand the difference between being nice to people and wanting to have their penis in your anus
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I certainly do.
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Tha Kid aint be homies wit crazies yo
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I just thought I would try.
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Maybe if you sew his jeans he'll change his mind.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    See, even the lowly brain of Mr. Clutch understands that I only wanted to be "homies."
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Nigga gots a point yo.. but Tha Kid aint tellin bobtraw where his crib be at.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Fuck yo jeans nigga
     
  17. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Shit was mean as fuck yo :depressed:
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    start liking crappy sports teams from Detroit and Indiana and Stevie will be nicer to you.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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