I would like to enlarge my penis

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ruffypup, Dec 7, 2014.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and try out for the Dancing Bears. :grad:
     
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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Your boyfriend is satisfied with your size.
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Look at some porn. It will get bigger.
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    @Schmoopy and happy birthday
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You fucker!
     
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  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I just wanted to say 'not clicking', but it shows up in the quote!! :pissed:
     
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  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I will tear your dick off and shove it down ruffy's throat!

    :killit:
     
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  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's hot.
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Dark Friday really loves you.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Like nikkerz loves cayla. We're good friends.
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :lol:
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I like that series. There are a lot of dirty hos at those bachelorette parties.:grad:
     
  14. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    OK
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    That's the same thing you said when schmoopy asked if he could fuck you in the ass.

    :madsex:
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am glad to hear that your needs are being taken care of.
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I'm glad to hear that you're still fighting off the AIDS.

    Rage, RAGE against the dying of the light.....
     
  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Santa Clause and Teeney have got the aids this year... Noooo nooo nooo
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    This isn't a Tim Allen movie, honey. :console:

    Claus*

    Clause would refer to how I avoided paying you that night.:owned:
     
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  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Ugh