I would like to offer a sham public apology

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Aug 12, 2014.

  1. Lemmy

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    I'm not really sorry for anything. :eek:
     
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    Bump
     
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    You bastard :fil:
     
  4. Lemmy

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    well played
     
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    She asked you numerous time for pics of your member and you rudely ignored her!
     
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    We all have :sad: Lemmy doesn't put out...
     
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    He's so provincial!
     
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    he sent me one
     
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    Show me your tits.
     
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    Are you sure it is authentic? Did he write his name on it and post his badge next to it?
     
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    no one would claim it was their's unless it really was if you get my drift
     
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    :whistle:
     
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    :giggle: I bet Lemmy is hung like an elephant.
     
  15. Lemmy

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    Oh my god, did you just call him Dumbo?
     
  17. gridman

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    This thread is a sham
     
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    it's good that god gave you a sense of humor to compensate
     
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