I Would Like You All To Try This And Report Back Here

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  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    My friend claims this happened to him (I believe it).


    I walk up to the store counter. The cashier looks me in the eye, smiles and winks.

    Me: "Well, hi!" *smile back*
    She: "Hi!"

    *She swipes items*

    Me: *Lean in, slightly whisper*
    "So, how do you take it?"

    She: "Hm?"

    Me: *Lean in further* "Well, I mean, do I slide it through, or just stick it in?"

    She: *Eyes widen. Mouth drops. Looks nervously at the customers behind me.*
    "What?"

    Me: *Lean back looking confused. Raise card.*

    "My Amex!? You have one of those new readers. Do I stick it in or slide it through? It looks like it takes both."

    She: "Ohh"
    *Covers mouth bursts out laughing*

    Me: *Innocently*
    "What did you think I meant?"

    She: *Laughs harder. Has to walk away to compose herself for a second. Comes back. Deep breath.*
    "Um, actually, I take both. You can can do whichever one you want."

    Me: "Really!?!"

    She: "Yeah...That's a good answer right?"

    Me: "That's a great answer. I love options..."
     
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    No offense but that was pretty dumb
     
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    you're so crazy.
     
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    Sorry, but I need to VENT!! So I went to the grocery store today to get some stuff for tonight's dinner. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING! So now I'm like, "WTH", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mama' to me?" Inside I was like "wth", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like $40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What?!!!" she said, "Your mom said you were paying for her items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. I flew out of the store looking for her! I see her loading up her car! She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg...JUST LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS!!!! Hahaha happy Friday!!!!!
     
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    Not to me. If I was single and he wasn't creepy, he'd probably get a date. (I mean if it was a random dude and I was working in a grocery store)
     
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    I cannot disagree and I'm pretty much skeptical of everything, but knowing him, I think he could pull this off.
     
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    Dumb
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Dude.
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Bunch of pussies in here...are you afraid of girls?
     
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    Way more realistic than your story
     
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    If it did happens he sounds like a really creepy asshole, no offense.
     
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    I just ask chicks if they are into fitness or if they like Imagine Dragons.
     
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    What a fucking whore. She'll be lucky if her family doesn't find out and commit an honor killing.

    Did he get some anal, by the way?
     
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    No way. He is a real cool guy who is super confident and not afraid of girls.
     
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    It's not my story. This guy's pretty charismatic. Does the fact that she is Trinidadian make a difference?
     
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    I can totally see what you would think that.
     
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    Sorry, but I need to VENT!! So I went to the grocery store today to get some stuff for tonight's dinner. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING! So now I'm like, "WTH", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line.

    Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to.

    Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mama' to me?" Inside I was like "wth", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like $40.00 or so.

    The girl tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What?!!!" she said, "Your mom said you were paying for her items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. I flew out of the store looking for her! I see her loading up her car!

    She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg...JUST LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS!!!! Hahaha happy Friday!!!!!

    :pissedoff:
     
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    I tried it and she shoved my credit card up my ass.

    Thanks @skp2978 !
     
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    It helps explain why he is putting so much effort into getting a chick that scans groceries for a living.
     
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