My friend claims this happened to him (I believe it). I walk up to the store counter. The cashier looks me in the eye, smiles and winks. Me: "Well, hi!" *smile back* She: "Hi!" *She swipes items* Me: *Lean in, slightly whisper* "So, how do you take it?" She: "Hm?" Me: *Lean in further* "Well, I mean, do I slide it through, or just stick it in?" She: *Eyes widen. Mouth drops. Looks nervously at the customers behind me.* "What?" Me: *Lean back looking confused. Raise card.* "My Amex!? You have one of those new readers. Do I stick it in or slide it through? It looks like it takes both." She: "Ohh" *Covers mouth bursts out laughing* Me: *Innocently* "What did you think I meant?" She: *Laughs harder. Has to walk away to compose herself for a second. Comes back. Deep breath.* "Um, actually, I take both. You can can do whichever one you want." Me: "Really!?!" She: "Yeah...That's a good answer right?" Me: "That's a great answer. I love options..."